So the gym teacher asked me to write down names, I forget why I was making this list for her but girls from the rest of the class would come to me, give me their names, and I would write them down. One at a time. I'm good at spelling (also good at typoing so I do use spelling checker) and didn't have any trouble getting through the names. Until Donna came up.
Donna was one of those girls from the "Popular crowd". I didn't have a clique, which in retrospect I suppose made me garbage in her eyes, as if I cared. She never deigned to speak to me anyway, and I didn't exactly sit around crying about it. "Donna" she said. I started writing it down. "D ... O ... N ... N ..."
"No," she sneered and snarled at me, in some of the most burning hatred I had ever heard from another female. "NOT d-o-n-n-a, stupid, D A W N A!!!!"
OOoooh, feel the burn! Shame on me!!! What a pathetic piece of scum I was, for not knowing the bitch spelled her named "DEE AY DUBBLE-YOO EN AY !!!!!
Dawna, whatever your last name is, FUCK YOU.
I'll guess that she went on to college and spent the rest of her life spitting on every female who wasn't in her sorority.
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